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Posted on 16th Apr at 6:35 PM, with 19,829 notes
airedmania:

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

lmaaaaaaooooooooo

airedmania:

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

lmaaaaaaooooooooo

Posted on 16th Apr at 6:18 PM, with 167,795 notes

myanonymouslove:

the-vashta-nerada:

i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer

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Posted on 16th Apr at 6:15 PM, with 208,646 notes
troyyy:

i am concerned about the person who wrote this episode

troyyy:

i am concerned about the person who wrote this episode

Posted on 16th Apr at 6:15 PM, with 3,665 notes

" and the universe said I love youand the universe said you have played the game welland the universe said everything you need is within youand the universe said you are stronger than you knowand the universe said you are the daylight ” -Minecraft Ending

" and the universe said I love you
and the universe said you have played the game well

and the universe said everything you need is within you
and the universe said you are stronger than you know
and the universe said you are the daylight ”
-Minecraft Ending

Posted on 16th Apr at 6:14 PM, with 64,946 notes

baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

Posted on 16th Apr at 6:13 PM, with 30,417 notes

adel-oi-lil-brat:

baelor:

when you accidentally type ong instead of omg

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NO

Posted on 16th Apr at 6:00 PM, with 222,069 notes
elsalupin:

urbanfiltered:

d-i-s-n-3-y-m-a-g-i-c:

hip-hip-poohray:

Can we talk about how unbelievably adorable Winnie the Pooh is? I mean look at him all snuggled up under his blanket for safety! 

Why has he got rifle?

to keep away the heffalumps and woozles you moron

shit gettin’ real in the winnie the pooh fandom

elsalupin:

urbanfiltered:

d-i-s-n-3-y-m-a-g-i-c:

hip-hip-poohray:

Can we talk about how unbelievably adorable Winnie the Pooh is? I mean look at him all snuggled up under his blanket for safety! 

Why has he got rifle?

to keep away the heffalumps and woozles you moron

shit gettin’ real in the winnie the pooh fandom

Posted on 16th Apr at 5:56 PM, with 170,683 notes
angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

Posted on 16th Apr at 5:55 PM, with 121,870 notes

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

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