Do not opperate heavy machinery after ingesting.

Posted on 24th May at 8:01 AM, with 27,319 notes

awesomephilia:

I hate how funerals are always at like 9 or 10 AM. I’m not a mourning person.

I feel bad to laugh at that.

Posted on 24th May at 4:00 AM, with 39,683 notes

Posted on 23rd May at 8:01 PM, with 101,827 notes

Posted on 23rd May at 6:21 PM, with 122,232 notes

iwillbeoldwithamillioncats:

angel-the-cat:

xinnyx:

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

Because I need this on my blog again.

I LOVE THIS MUSIC

I am fucking dying. This is just adorable.

Posted on 23rd May at 6:19 PM, with 130,331 notes

baw-bee:

sophieonpage:

thegoddamazon:

I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.

Legitimately turned on by this

This is the best thing.

Posted on 23rd May at 6:12 PM, with 12,599 notes

wtfstuck:

dovne:

im an adult

this is one of those things that i am going to remember at an inappropriate time and not be able to stop smiling and people will be angry

Posted on 23rd May at 6:02 PM, with 28,466 notes

bansheebot:

Turning on your computer screen in the dark.

Posted on 23rd May at 5:56 PM, with 490 notes

wtf-fun-factss:

peanut butter can turn into diamond

WTF FUN FACTS HOME / See MORE TAGGED/ food

Posted on 23rd May at 5:26 PM, with 76,325 notes

                                            
                                                    Tumblr app:
                                                
                                                I'm done loading 

                                                    Me:
                                                
                                                but what about all these blank pictures and gifs

                                                    Tumblr app:
                                                
                                                did I fucking stutter

Posted on 23rd May at 5:18 PM, with 4,049 notes

did-you-kno:

Source

Posted on 23rd May at 5:18 PM, with 16,238 notes

the-laughing-cactus:

*sigh*

Posted on 23rd May at 5:15 PM, with 908 notes

Posted on 23rd May at 5:14 PM, with 60,966 notes

euanscholes:

I went outside once. The graphics were brilliant but the gameplay and storyline were terrible.

Posted on 23rd May at 5:13 PM, with 727 notes

crispysnakes:

reptilesrevolution:

raptinawe:

Chrysopelea paradisi, gliding snake read more on National Geographic and flyingsnake.org. Watch Jake Socha TEDxVideo:

Photos by Jake Socha and Tim Laman. Gif video sources 1.) PBS and 2.) IoP.

Paper: J.J. Socha, Gliding Flight in Chrysopelea: Turning a Snake into a Wing (free acces).

Survival Of The Fittest.

So happy for these gifs look at that gorgeous snake

Posted on 23rd May at 5:12 PM, with 7,392 notes